Xander Dumaine

Xander Dumaine

I'm a rock climber, husband, cyclist, woodworker and software developer. I like to write TypeScript and build cool stuff.
Durham, NC
Millennials Accused of Killing Midlife Crisis Industry by Dragging Out Their Crises and Prioritizing Avocado Toast over Jet Skis
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Millennials Accused of Killing Midlife Crisis Industry by Dragging Out Their Crises and Prioritizing Avocado Toast over Jet Skis

In a shocking turn of events, the midlife crisis industry is on the verge of collapse, with experts pointing their fingers squarely at the millennial generation. The once-lucrative business of selling sports cars, motorcycles, and extravagant vacations to middle-aged individuals facing existential dilemmas is reportedly suffering due to millennials'
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